Black Dynamite

United States (2009), 🕒 84 min
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  • Koalometer 76,5% 76,5%
  • Easy to watch 93% 93%

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Several female adult film stars made their mainstream/feature film debut in this movie and have various small speaking roles, including Charlotte Stokely, Erika Vution, Stacy Adams (who plays Nurse Jenny in the mock-porno doctor’s office scene), Charmane Star, and Justine Joli.

Did you know

The Anaconda Malt Liquor gag was inspired by the myth about Church’s Chicken putting poison in their food to try to kill black people.

Did you know

The prosthetic penis worn by Gunsmoke (Buddy Lewis) was actually a flesh colored baby pacifier.

Did you know

The phrase that Black Dynamite (Michael Jai White) repeats hearing from a dying child is not Chinese, but actually Vietnamese for “You are full of shit.”
Dave Lizewski is an unnoticed high school student and comic book fan who one day decides to become a superhero, even though he has no powers, training or meaningful reason to do so.

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Michael Jai White

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LET'S PLAY A GAME, take a shot or smoke a joint (or BOTH) whenever:
– Black Dynamite’s theme song chorus kicks in
– singing, or sing-talking, is involved.
– actor messes up or a filmmaking “rule” is broken.
– someone says “Black Dynamite,” “kung-fu,” “sucka,” “turkey,” or “Anaconda Malt Liquor.”
– somebody gets kicked
– the “dramatic plot twist music” kicks in (you’ll know it when you hear it)
– you see boobies
– Bullhorn makes a rhyme – Black Dynamite’s kung fu is interrupted
– a car goes over a cliff
– orphan/orphanage is mentioned
– characters speak in unison
*someone says:
– “now this is some heavy shit”
– “bitch”
– “honky”
– “put yo’ ankle in it”
– “mama”
– “code Kansas”

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